Total Medals Earned: 590 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,565 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (35/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Kill Zomboss.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 3/27 (40/490 points)
Finish the first song
Play the tutorial
Be ranked in the top 50% overall score
Activate Autoplay for the first time
View the credits
Finish the third song
Finish the second song
Hit 150 bad notes
Finish the fourth song
Finish the fifth song
Hit 400 perfect notes
Unlock 17 stars
Get 5 stars on the first song
Play 9 songs
Activate Autoplay 24 times
Unlock 10 stars
Hit 900 perfect notes
hit 1600 perfect notes
Be ranked in the top 75% overall score
Unlock 24 stars
Hit 90% or more perfect notes in a song
Play 16 songs
Finish a song without missing a note
Finish all songs
Unlock all stars
Be ranked in the top 89% overall score
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (115/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 6/32 (30/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
